The Five Worst Places to Meet Guys (weekly blog # 7)

Last week I wrote about the 5 worst places to meet girls. It received a good response. However, girls were asking me about the 5 worst places to meet guys. So I did some quick research and here is what I came up with.

The 5 Worst Places to Meet Guys (no particular order)

1.) At the movie, "Notebook"
At first glance this sounds like a great idea; this guy must be sensitive. However, you must remember this is a guy we are talking about. If he is going to this movie to meet girls, it is because he is out of options. This is the last attempt for this guy. He has failed everywhere else, and now has to play the sensitive emotional guy, to get a girl to talk to him.

2.) Visiting a friend in jail.
If you are talking to a friend in jail, and the guy next to him starts making eyes at you, don't batter those lashes! I know, I know, his tattoos and dangerous 'bad guy' vibe is alluring. But set the standard bar up a few notches...or in this case get a standard bar.

3.) At the drive-through window at the bank.
This sounds like a good spot. The guy works at the bank, hes got money, he's cute...but remember flirting takes time, and there is a line behind you. Don't be that annoying car that takes 20 minutes to cash a check. HONK! Hurry up! Instead go inside everyday all stalker like, until he is working at the desk. Then you can get your flirt' on.

4.) At the Hair salon, under a big dryer.
Little hint...if he is sitting under one of those big hair dryers...He's gay, keep looking.

5.) At the Santa display in the mall.
You have two options. First, you end up talking to a handsome guy waiting with his child to sit on Santa's lap. Surprised to see he is married? Really? Secondly, you happen to think that maybe Santa or one of his elves are single. Bad decision. They are elves...small elves...wearing tights. As for Santa, here is a 50-year-old, overweight man dressed up in a red suit. Not the the prime of the pickings. If you think to yourself, "Maybe I will be like one of those girls that dates the much older guy." They do that for money. This guy is not going to be rollin' the cash in. He works as a Santa in the mall. Keep looking.

As mentioned before, I am not saying it is impossible to meet Mr. Right at one of these places...it just isn't the best place to start looking for him.